Reincarnation-Themed Greeting Cards
Stop Bragging, We All Did Shirley MacLaine at Some Point
I Liked You Better as a Woolly Mammoth
Can You Still Do That Thing With Your Tongue?
No, Dear, I Was Cleopatra
It Could Be Worse, You Could Have Come Back as a Blogger
So, You Don't Remember Where We Hid the Loot, Either?
Don't Worry; You Get Used to Not Having a Tail
Better Luck Next Time
Well, At Least Maybe This Time (pick one):
• You'll Look Before You Leap
• You Won't Have to Have to be Lead Around on a Leash... Unless You're Into That
• You'll Know Better Than to Trust Me
• We're Not Related, Because That Would Make Us Being Married Way Creepy
• You'll Believe the Park Rangers About the Bears
• Somebody Asked You to the Prom. No, Oooh, Sorry
• You'll Wait That Half-Hour Before Swimming
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