"Klaatu barada nikto."
"I only worked part-time on Maggie's farm."
"Hurricane Carter took $50 out of my wallet when he thought I wasn't looking."
"Deezil, mayop ginchner hrrrrrn."*
"I thought twice, once. It wasn't alright."
"Next album, me and Justin Beiber cover Jan and Dean's biggest hits."
"To relax while on the tour bus, I handcraft leopard skin pill box hats that I sell on Etsy."
"Mr. Jones knew what was happening the whole time."
"Renaldo & Clara... what the hell was I thinking?"
"Jonah Lehrer is the best writer working today; a genius, better than me, even."
*May be actual quote.