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"Frankly, I don't give a damn."
The knife came down, missing him by inches,
and he took off.
"God bless us, everyone!"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"There's no place like home!"
"Well, I'm back," he said.
"Go the F*** to sleep."
“Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes?”
The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.
All was well.
"Yes," I said, "Isn't it pretty to think so?"
zymosan: an insoluble largely poly-saccharide
fraction of yeast cell walls.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Attention loyal readers... ha, just kidding. Attention people who wound up here looking for pictures through google images, posting will be sporadic for a while; my book is about to be launched and another (if all goes well) will quickly follow. Bulletins about them as they break. In the meantime, poke around here, enjoy some of the older stuff (it ages surprisingly well), and go over and visit celebrity death haiku since you're already in the neighborhood.
Headline at CNN.com: Why Has Paris Hilton Disappeared?
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Intended to be part of a year-long "Over 40" theme celebrating the show's 40th year on the air, Mercury was a muppet-of-a-certain-age with a mountain lion-inspired face and an eye for the younger set.
Test audiences, however, were revolted by the character's baby-doll negligee that revealed sheer black stockings, garter belt and merry widow underneath. Reactions to Mercury's breathily voiced attentions toward Elmo and flirtatious manner with Big Bird ranged from "Ewwwwww" and "That's just wrong in so many ways" to audience members rushing the stage to attack the puppeteers.
Wardrobe aside, it may have been Mercury's ever-present wine spritzer and her catchphrase, "Happy to see me or just glad it's not Jeff Dunham's arm up your ass?" that proved to be the last straw.
Sources inside the venerable children's show production company say that all of the prototypes for Mercury have been disassembled and an intern has been assigned to monitor YouTube for any test footage that might have got out of the studio.
In Other News: Facebook will now allow linking to imaginary friends.
Look for these conditions soon