Part One: In which famous couples get tabloid nicknames.
- Davesheba
- Caesopatra
- Cleopantony
- Hebalard
- Jopolean
- Jemmings
- Edwallis
- Clarkbard
- HumpBac
- Lizard
Bonus Fictional Couple: Hoolittle
1: David / Bathsheba; 2: Julius Caesar / Cleopatra; 3: Cleopatra / Mark Antony; 4: Abelard / Heloise; 5: Napoleon / Josephine; 6: Thomas Jefferson / Sally Hemmings; 7: Edward VIII / Wallis Warfield Simpson; 8: Clark Gable / Carole Lombard; 9: Humphrey Bogart / Lauren Bacall; 10: Richard Burton / Elizabeth Taylor. Bonus Fictional Couple: Henry Higgins / Eliza Doolittle.