AMERICAN IDOL
1: Losers get Simon Cowell's voice on their answering machine. Whether they like it or not.
2: Will never go off the air. Ever.
3: This is exactly how the Electoral College works.
4: Will soon be a scratch-off game.
5: Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
6: Original concept had judges voting silently, "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" style, and losers being roughly dragged offstage by burly security guards.
7: Tony Danza will replace Randy Jackson in season 12.