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12/18/2009

7 Things You Didn't Know About:

MRS. CLAUS

1) Was briefly married to Willard Scott.

2) Reindeer Games? Her idea.

3) Has been on the naughty list like 16 times.

4) Her eggnog is terrible.

5) Is totally creeped out by elves.

6) Once broke the rear window of Santa's sleigh with a golf club.

7) Would like it if — just once — they could go out for Chinese food and take in a movie on Christmas Eve.

Photo above is not of actual Mrs. Santa Claus; seen here is renowned Mrs. Santa impersonator Harvey Fierstein. Furs by Dicker & Dicker of Beverly Hills.

Posted by Lairbo on 12/18/2009 at 12:05 AM in 7 Things You Didn't Know About: | Permalink

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