CHARLES DARWIN
1: Returned from his five-year-long voyage on the HMS Beagle with some awesome tattoos and the ability to swear fluently in several languages.
2: Unsuccessfully tried to copyright the phrase, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
3: Original assignment was to write reviews of "hottest" spring break destinations.
4: Grew the beard because, "Chicks dig beards."
5: Would never tell anyone what happened during shore leave in Rio de Janero.
6: If it hadn't been washed overboard on the return trip, the barbecued shrimp recipe he'd picked up in Australia would have changed history and made him a very rich man.
7: Under a pseudonym, wrote the lyrics to The Sloop John B.
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