1630: Fork introduced to American dining by Massachusetts Governor John Winthrop; budding American chopsticks industry collapses.
1835: First permanent building constructed in San Francisco; advertised as "fixer-upper w/ample parking."
1876: Battle of Little Big Horn; Custer misinformed that Sioux had no WMD.
1935: Joe Louis defeats Primo Carnera at Yankee Stadium; granted, it was a scuffle over a bag of peanuts but still.
1977: Roy C. Sullivan of Virginia is struck by lightning for seventh time; says, "Once more and I'll start taking it personally."