Inspired by the title of this summer's first official box-office bomb (and Slate's contest on the same theme), we offer some of our own acronym mash-up movie titles and their taglines. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
LOLAX: Airport security gets even more hilarious when these new TSA recruits report for duty; from the creators of Paul Blart, Mall Cop.
CIASPCA: Reincarnated as a dog, super spy Jack Russell has only three days to expose the double agent who betrayed . . . squirrel!
REMILF: He only sees her in his dreams...
HTMLDorado: Feuding identical twins -- one a straight-laced IT nerd, the other a freewheeling slacker/hacker -- join forces to save their family's mom and pop internet startup from a ruthless corporation bent on dominating the world wide web . . .
DVDOA: There was only one way for the studio to defuse this bomb . . .
WTFBI: Ken Burns' documentary details the Federal Bureau of Investigation's long history of outlandish undercover operations. Kyle McLoughin narrates.
CNBCSI: How could a TV network devoted to 24-hour coverage of finance and big business not see a worldwide economic collapse coming? When the answers don't add up, one forensic accountant who plays by his own rules is gonna have to use some new math . . .
DDSOS: Dentists on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.
TGIWTF: Instead of the weekend they'd planned, they got two days nobody would ever forget . . .
LSDMV: They just got their license to the ultimate road trip.
M*A*S*H*UP: High-altitude hyjinx ensue when a mobile army hospital hits the skies — in a balloon!