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Random Thoughts

Zen dilemna(s), or I've had either way too much coffee this morning or not nearly enough . . .

If you meet someone on the road who's just killed the buddha, should you call the cops?

If you meet the buddha on the road just as a chicken is crossing, do you have to kill both of them so there's no witnesses?

If you meet the buddha on the road and kill him, you can say he thought you were the buddha and claim self defense.

If you meet the buddha while off-roading, do you just run over him?

Every time Willie Nelson sings, "On the Road Again" the buddha dies inside a little.

If you meet the buddha in the road, and he realizes you're going to kill him and runs away, should you chase him down to kill him?

If you meet the buddha on the road and don't want to kill him, does giving him an atomic wedgie count for anything?

What if you meet the buddha on the road but he's a master of disguise and you don't recognize him? Are you in trouble or something?

If you're at gas station and the buddha comes in asking for directions, should you kill him right then and there or wait until he's back on the road?

If you meet the buddha on the road and he's already dead, is it okay to take his wallet?

 

 

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Leonardo Da Vinci:
The Most Interesting Man in the Renaissance...

Until he invented three-point perspective, there were only two dimensions.

Eggs Florentine? His idea.

Painted the Mona Lisa from memory, with his eyes closed, and using his right hand (he was left-handed).

When he was in Rome, Romans did as him.

In his spare time, wrote plays under the pseudonym "Shakespeare".

Bred chickens that had lips.

If he visited the Vatican, the Pope gave him the bedroom and slept on the couch.

The Renaissance was named after his being a Renaissance man, not the other way around.

Had an unlimited line of credit with every merchant in Venice.

Was so far ahead of his time, his inventions were obsolete by the time the technology existed to build them.

 

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Since he also had to keep up at his day job of painting The Last Supper, Da Vinci downed gallons of coffee to stay awake during his all-night chicken soup experiments (this is all explained in the highly entertaining and absolutely worth every penny of the cover price book, The Da Vinci Cold). 

Trying to reproduce his Jewish doctor's recipe was taking more time than he had, leading Leonardo to drastic measures. He concocted a potent enough coffee drink to keep him going day and night without the bother of sleep. This sketch of a lablel for a bottled version of his formula displays his faith in the product's effectiveness.

Legend has it that he gifted a barrel of his Leo's Last Sippa Espresso to a monastery and, when consumed with their morning meal, it caused every last one of the monks to break their vow of silence, yelping, "Yowza! Now that's some coffee!"

This moment in Da Vinci History is brought to you by my latest book, The Da Vinci Cold, or Chicken Soup for the Renaissance Man's Soul, from the mighty juggernaut that is the Now What Media empire, and is on sale now at Amazon.com and finally at Barnes & Noble where they're offering it at a pretty sweet discount.

Buy the book and "Like" Now What Media on Facebook because, well, why wouldn't you?

 

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Prompted by revelations in The Da Vinci Cold that Leonardo spent so much of his time and energy in the kitchen has historians rethinking the true purpose of some his inventions. Previously thought to be his design for a helicopterlike flying machine, this fabric-covered spiral device may in fact have been a smaller-scale multi-tasker cooking utensil; a bottle-stopper or something that could be lowered into a cannister or cookpot as a rotating coffee filter or for rendering schmaltz.  

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Leonardo Inspired by Chicken Wings?

Through all of his years of testing recipes for the perfect chicken soup (as detailed in my new book The Da Vinci Cold), Leonardo was puzzled by barnyard birds' inability to fly. His conclusion — that despite having wings chickens are just too stupid figure out how to get airborne — may have inspired his design for a proto hang-gliding contraption (pictured above) that would allow humans — whom he optimistically presumed to be smarter than poultry — to go where no chicken had gone before.

This moment in Da Vinci History is brought to you by my latest book, The Da Vinci Cold, or Chicken Soup for the Renaissance Man's Soul, on sale now at Amazon.com and finally at Barnes & Noble where they're offering it at a pretty sweet discount.

 

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Mislabeled Da Vinci Invention Now Correctly Identified as Renaissance Rotisserie

Long thought to be the sketch for some sort of threading device for weaving, in light of recent revelations about Da Vinci's culinary experiments, this drawing is now believed to be Leonardo's design for a six bird at a time-rotisserie, allowing him to slow-roast up to half-a-dozen plucked and seasoned chickens at one time, all while rotating them occasionally to ensure even cooking but at a safe distance from the flames (see the lever at right). Although the rods may seem too close together to accommodate six birds, remember that Renaissance chickens were much smaller than modern poultry, closer to the size of a cornish game hen.

This moment in Da Vinci History is brought to you by my latest book, The Da Vinci Cold, or Chicken Soup for the Renaissance Man's Soul, on sale now at Amazon.com and maybe by now at Barnes & Noble if they ever get their act together and put in up on their damned site.

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Something Slate did about the Mona Lisa, along with a friendly reminder that I wrote a book about Leonardo Da Vinci called The Da Vinci Cold. It's for sale on Amazon. 

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The enigmatic Emonacon. Another Da Vinci-themed blast from the Ant Farmer Almanac archives to remind you that my book, The Da Vinci Cold is on sale at Amazon and other fine online retailers everywhere.

Buy your copy today!

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7 Things You Didn't Know About: Leonardo Da Vinci. A blast from the Ant Farmer's Almanac vault and a none-too-suble reminder that my book, The Da Vinci Cold is still for sale and that various and sundry holiday gift-giving occaisions (Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.) are coming up soon.

 

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Sheesh! You write one book about Leonardo Da Vinci and you start seeing Last Suppers everywhere!

That book, by the way, is The Da Vinci Cold, on sale at Amazon and other fine online retailers now!