
Here again is our traditional regifting of Holiday Classics from the Ant Farmer's vault:
Dylan defenestrates Santa, Bing versus Bowie in a creepy Christmas carol smackdown, and a donkey lip syncs in Brooklyn for Sounds of the Season;
7 Things You Didn't Know About Mrs. Claus;
Hugh Laurie's TV show may be long gone, but not this holiday themed parody of it: A Very House Christmas Episode;
The recipe for a Just Dessert you won't soon forget, no matter how hard you try. . . .
and, new for this year:
As a public service to reassure you that nothing (nothing!) Disney can do to Lucas's space saga franchise could be any worse than this, we present the legendary, jaw-droppingly unwatchable and justly infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. Yes, this really happened. On purpose. On network television. On purpose. Somebody greenlighted this. We're linking only to Part 1 because chances are you'll never make it much past the opening credits, not that we're suggesting you even try. There isn't enough eggnogg in the world to get us to sit through it again.