"I know Lucifer," says Cheney, "Lucifer is a friend of mine and, believe me, Ted Cruz is no Lucifer!"
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, WYOMING (AFA NewsWire) Former vice-president Dick Cheney took offense at comments made by former Speaker of the House John Boehner, describing Republican senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz as, "Lucifer in the flesh."
"I know Lucifer," said Cheney, barely managing to contain his anger, "Lucifer is a friend of mine and, believe me, Ted Cruz is no Lucifer!"
Cheney went on to note that he was in a far better position to judge than Boehner, "I haven't served the Prince of Darkness for all this time without learning a little something about his character," adding, "Ted Cruz is nothing more than a Beelzebub wannabe, barely qualified to so much as shovel brimstone for the real Lucifer."
As for Boehner's opinion that he'd "Never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life," than Cruz, Cheney concurred, saying, "Yeah, he's right about that, the guy really is one nasty little prick."
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