Scene: Met Life HR Department.
Snoopy and Woodstock sit facing the desk of an (unseen) Met Life executive
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh-waahh waahh, waahh-waahh. Waahh waahh-waahh.
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
What! Layed off? After 31 years? Just like that?
WOODSTOCK
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh-waahh waahh, waahh-waahh.
WOODSTOCK
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SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
Yeah, what severance package?
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh-waahh-waahh, waahh-waahh. Waahh-waahh-waahh.
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
A nice farm in the country?
WOODSTOCK
!@#%$&*#*!!
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
That's such bullsh.... Hey, who are you replacing me with, anyway? Garfield? Marmaduke? That dog from "Family Guy"?
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh-waahh waahh, waahh-waahh.
Shows them new Met Life logo.
Waahh waahh-waahh-waahh!
WOODSTOCK
?!?!?!?!?
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
A logo! I'm getting dumped for a logo!?! It looks like an energy company rebranding itself after an oil spill. Your blimp's gonna deflate out of embarrassment...
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh-waahh waahh, waahh-waahh...
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
Focus groups preferred it? Focus groups of vegans?
Waahh-waahh waahh, waahh-waahh...
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
Sarcasm's just the beginning, pal. You'll be hearing from my lawyers...
WOODSTOCK
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SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
When did you get a law degree?
WOODSTOCK
[Reading from employment contract]
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SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
Termination at employer's discretion with or without cause is stipulated in item 8, section 3, paragraph 6.
I still have my Met Life insurance coverage, right?
MET LIFE EXECUTIVE
Waahh.
SNOOPY
[in thought bubble]
Good grief.
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