Ant Farmer's Almanac

Dictionarium

hypenotized
[hipe·no·tyzed]
noun

a semi-trance state induced by prolonged exposure to relentless and excessive overstatement and exaggeration, causing sensory overload and resulting in either: 1) heightened susceptibilty to suggestion or; 2) numb indifference to any and all futher input.

FBI Confirms No Link Between Trump, Reality

Trumpcare Drops Promised Coverage of Exorcism, Snake Bite Medicine, Leeches

In a last-minute revision of the American Health Care Act, aka Trumpcare, Republican legislators removed a clause that (after the deductible) would have covered the cost of exorcism, patent medicines, and bloodletting. As Speaker Ryan stated, “Consumers will still have access to such traditional remedies as Christianity based faith healing, and a wide variety of snake bite elixers, and leeches, but the AHCA isn't gonna pay for them.”

Additionally, 'The vapors', 'Ill bodily humors', and "the heebee-jeebees' were re-classified as pre-existing conditions.

 

Dictionarium

Hallucinotion
hal*lu*ci*no*tion
noun

(Non-visual) figment of the imagination perceived and reacted to as if real.

“Trump’s tweet claiming he'd been wiretapped by Obama was nothing more than his latest hallucinotion.”