Chocolate cake here is terrible. Worst you've ever seen. Small portions, too. Sad.
Guy in dining hall wanted to thank me for what I did to country. Winning!
Misheard dinner companion. Actually said, "shank me". Looking for security detail. Nervous.
Skinhead gang interested. The man with bad hair will be king of the bald! I will RULE! Winning Again!
Turns out Skinheads bald by choice, my hair won't help me. Also, Bannon got there first. Unfair!
Got in thanks to Bannon. Cost all my smokes. Must get tattoo now. So many cool choices. Overwhelmed.
Refusing to share gang leadership, Bannon says Im his bitch now. Selfish.
Bannon surprisingly generous and gentle lover. Color me surprised. Sore but content.
Hat-tip to Jeff Tiedrich for suggesting the notion of Trump Tweeting from Jail.
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