1) Thou shalt not pay more attention to anything than thou doth to Trump.
2) Thou shalt not contradict any remark, tweet or statement made by Trump before he doth do so himself.
3) Thou shalt keep and remember Presidents Day and honor, especially, the current president, more even than any of the others, except maybe Jackson.
4) Thou shalt not believe in fake news.
5) Thou shalt not covet what is Trump's; not his wealth, business acumen, fantastic negotiating skills, his daughter nor any such thing that Trump possesses or doth himself covet.
6) Thou shalt not ask about Russia, inauguration crowd size or popular vote numbers.
7) Thou shalt not mock, caricature, joke about, deride, jest, ridicule, make sport of, parody, lampoon, disparage, mimic, satirize, scorn, snicker or point and laugh at Trump or anyone in his immedate family, cabinet or inner circle or likewise revel in and enjoy such japery.*
8) If a tree falls in the forest and Trump says it didn't, it didn't. Anybody says it did, fake news.
9) Thou shalt have no loyalty above that to Trump, not to party, constituents, state, the Constitution, country (any country), the truth, or oath of office if thou hast taken one.
10) When asked to jump, thou shall ask, "How high?"
*Enforcement pending outcome of appeal to U.S. Supreme Court in Trump v. Colbert, CBS, et al.
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