“Plausability is no longer an issue,” say those close to Trump’s besieged Chief of Staff
Speaking to a reporter in his White House office, John Kelly made no effort to conceal a whiteboard listing “reasons” for his resignation. These include:
“Pursue Other Interests.”
“Spend More Time With Any Family Not Named Trump”
“Crossed 'Keep Maniac from Blowing Up World’ off Bucket List, so, let somebody else do it for a while”
“Burning Man, baby!”
“Those rain gutters aren’t going to clean themselves”
“Binge watch Gilmore Girls”
“Write tell-all memoir and wait for Mueller's subpoena”
“Just ‘Go out for cigarettes’ and never come back”
“Bye, Felicia”
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