NEWPORT, OREGON (AFA NewsWire) Just days after meeting with President Donald Trump, the Prince of Whales, confidant of Poseiden and Neptune, technical advisor to Jacques Cousteau and bon vivant of the Seven Seas, washed up on the Oregon coastline, just north of the town of Newport.
"A couple walking their dog along Nye Beach had spotted the whale carcass Wednesday morning and called it in," said Deputy Phil Blanc of the Lincoln County Sheriffs Department, "It wasn't until we were packing the body with dynamite that we noticed the crown and the monocle."
At that point, a local historians and marine biologist were brought in and they positively identified the remains as being of royal lineage.
An autopsy is currently underway at a nearby aquarium’s marine mammal facility.
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