Apple's long-defunct subscription service eWorld, a relic of the early internet, flickered back to life briefly today in order to be declared retroactively off-limits to President Trump. The only people aware of the event at the time was a handful of startled vintage Mac collectors whose modems suddenly beeped, clicked and bonged for the first time this century, along with one Newton tablet that eerily displayed the message "Eggs Freckles."
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