Ant Farmer's Almanac

"Nobody Remembers Inviting Him."

GOP responds to Madison Cawthorn's statement about being asked to join in congressional sex parties.

Tucker Carlson Invited by Putin to Embed with Russian Troops in Ukraine

Text message from Russian President to Fox News Host adds, “Bring friends. Many, many friends. Also tanks.”

 

Next Sequel Ends with Jurassic Park Destroyed by Meteor

“It was either that,” say the series’ producers, “Or spin off into Planet of the Apes territory and have them gain the power of speech and face off against humanity, or aliens, or, I dunno, Godzilla and his whole roster of arch enemies. Maybe Batman. Clearly, we got nothing.”

 

 

My New Book is Out!

My latest book, Karen in Wonderland, is now available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble (.com). Illustrated by my lovely and talented wife, Deborah Berk. 

Trump Worries Putin Still Hasn’t Noticed That “Truth” Social Media Platform Named in Homage to “Pravda”

“Not a word,” whined the former U.S. President about Putin’s lack of acknowledgement, “Not so much as a wink. Does he think it was a coincidence? I mean, whaddaya have to do to please this guy? I’ve tried everything!” 

 

Miniseries "This is Utz" Scheduled for Fall Debut

Docudrama of potato chip and snack food dynasty said to be "Succession" meets "Modern Family".