“Mar-a-Lago was always meant to become the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library & Gift Shop at the Mar-a-Lago Hotel Casino Resort,” said a Trump spokesman, noting also that, “The president was just trying to save taxpayer money by taking all those classified papers to where they’d wind up eventually anyway.”
Asked for hard evidence of such intentions, the spokesman replied, “When those deep state archivists sort through the latest round of boxes, they’ll find an undated document saying as much. And they’ll know it’s authentic because it was written with a Sharpie.”
Comments