Elon Musk Insures Twitter for $44 Billion

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10/28/2022

Elon Musk Insures Twitter for $44 Billion

In a move deemed, 'Not at all suspicious,' Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, has revealed that he's taken out an insurance policy for the full purchase price of the company.

"I just want to protect my investment," insists Musk, noting that the Double Indemnity Clause for fire is well warranted, "You know these absent-minded tech people, so careless with matches, Bunson burners and whatnot."

Musk would neither confirm or deny there is an additional Triple Indemnity Clause for cases of "Stray SpaceX Rockets Landing Right on Top of the Place."

Posted by Lairbo on 10/28/2022 at 12:29 PM in 2022 And All That, Business Unusual, Current Affairs, Media Circus | Permalink

Tags: $44 Billion, Musk, Twitter

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