Ant Farmer's Almanac

Meanwhile, Hard-Core Folkies Are Still Waiting for His Apology for Going Electric in 1965...

Bob Dylan apologizes for using an autopen device to 'hand-sign' copies of his new book, "A Philosophy of Modern Song," citing a "Bad case of vertigo".

In other news, "A Bad Case of Vertigo" will be the title of his next album.

New Poll Finds 85% of American Refrigerators Running

Of those contacted by phone, 12% said they were “Not Sure” and 3% declared themeselves “Undecided.” Also, the number of households with Prince Albert in a can is at an historic low.

 

Trump Won't Partake in Right to Remain Silent

Calls appointment of Special Prosecutor, "the worst politicization of justice in our country since I fired Jeff Sessions."

 

Dictionarium

Fascismo

fa·scis·mo  /fäˈCHēzmō/

noun

Loud or aggressive display of intimidation in service of a “Might Makes Right” style ideology and signaling the intent to dominate opposition by brute force or at least the threat thereof. Related to "machismo" but in this case presented as a show of support for or defense of an authoritarian figure or the behavior of said authoritarian figure himself and meant to incite his followers.