Trump to Record Audio Book of Bible, Have it Transcribed, Printed and Sold as "Trump's The Bible, According to Me, Your Favorite President"

In a portion of the already taped special introduction to this unique edition of the Word of God, Trump gives listeners a glimpse of what they're in for, saying, "There'll be so much smiting, you'll get tired of all the smiting. And the begetting, there's even more of that but you won't get so tired of it," adding with his trademark sly grin, "Lots of begetting, I guess they didn't have too much else to do back then... which is a good thing, if you think about it, really. If they hadn't done all that begetting, where would we be now, amirite?"