"Along with hosting guests and dues paying members, this unique resort will offer a time-share option at its Kibbutz Cabanas wing," explains Gaza-Lago spokesman Gordon Knott, "Kibutzers will receive a deep discount on their lodgings in exchange for spending 50% of their stay doing work around the resort, such as cooking, housecleaning, valet parking, perimeter security... The resort's amenities overall will be modeled after President Trump's luxurious Florida residence Mar-a-Lago," he enthused, adding, "Except for the omelet bar, at least until the price of eggs comes down."
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