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Tesla Introduces Limited Edition "Model 47"

The new Tesla model "Model 47" will hit showrooms on April 2. The vehicle, nicknamed the "Covfefe," an otherwise standard Model 3, will be clad in "MAGA Hat Red," feature special badging and is guaranteed to have been sat in by the 47th president or at least someone named Trump.

Buyers will bid from a starting price of $40k and there is no reserve. Auctioning will take place at the White House Portico and be televised live on Fox News, NewsMax, One America News, C-SPAN and Motor Trend TV.

Rumors that a series of television commercials for the car will be taped by Elon Musk and Donald Trump, to be shown during late-night programming, could not be confirmed at press time but, White House insiders say they have overheard the president rehearsing such phrases as, "Own a Tesla and own the libs!" and "It's the American dream car come true! Get yours TODAY!"

 


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