Ant Farmer's Almanac

Voices You Don't Ever Want to Hear Coming Out of Your GPS:

 

Gilbert Gottfried

 Fran Drescher

  Elmo

   Chewbacca

    Jar-Jar Binks

     Marcel Marceau

      Your mom

On This Day in History...

1940: The Pasadena Freeway — California's first — opens. Pictured above is the picturesque Figueroa Tunnels section, which is often featured in films and on television. Seen most recently in the romantic comedy Rumor Has It (2005), starring Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Costner, the tunnels are represented by the William Morris Agency. Ask for Sid.

And the Rooms Cost an Arm and a Leg...

Recovered leprosy patients are angry after a Japanese hotel cancelled their group's reservation out of concern that other guests wouldn't want to share the resort's popular communal hot springs with them.